We again mourn the demise of some truly inspired entries to the tournament. Fans and analysts worldwide were sad to see "Children driving rideable motorized suitcases through the airport," "Potpourri," and "When someone says 'make it strong' when talking to a bartender" all pack their bags after receiving tough first-round draws. Our closest, down-to-the-wire, true buzzer-beater matchup saw "Being unable to selectively turn off your senses" squeeze by "When a bar does a too-quick 'last call'/'time to go' combo" with no time on the clock. I was personally pulling for "Thinking you'll have some quiet time at work, and then the stall next to you becomes occupied," an entry that epitomizes the bizarre minutiae of the world that our fair tournament is all about.
Here's a link to the latest bracket:
It's time to see which entries will make the Shitty Sixteen! Voting is OPEN for the second round. All 16 polls can be found below.
Remember - vote however you like. Some people always vote for the entry they find the funniest. Some always vote for the entry that most annoys them personally.
