Among the entries saying farewell in today's slo-mo montage are "Only some of your family having a holiday off," "That you can't always tell right away anymore if a video is real or AI," "When fitted sheets aren't tight enough around the bed," "Going into the office to 'build the culture' just to spend hours on conference calls," "Plugging a USB cord in wrong twice," and "Piss on the toilet seat, not your own," all of which fought valiantly, but ultimately came up short.
The regional champion entries now go head-to-head to determine our Final Four of the Tournament of Bad!
The updated full bracket can be seen here:

Voting is now open for the Quarterfinals! These matchups will determine our Final Four of the 2026 Tournament of Bad. The four polls for this round can be found below.
Remember - vote however you like. Some people always vote for the entry they find the funniest. Some always vote for the entry that most annoys them personally.