Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Regional Finals: The Shitty Sixteen

Over 30,000 votes have been cast by visitors from 36 different countries as we reach the Shitty Sixteen! Among the defeated last round were "Turning on the hot water but finishing washing your hands before the water gets hot," "Everyone's headlights being too damn bright now," "Spectators that wear golf shoes to PGA tournaments," and "The drunk guy trying to speak Spanish at the swim-up bar," all inspired entries which now have nothing to do but watch from home, and reflect on what might have been.

Here's the updated bracket:



And now the Regional Finals are upon us. This round will determine the winning entry of each captain's region. All eight polls can be found below.

Remember - vote however you like. Some people always vote for the entry they find the funniest. Some always vote for the entry that most annoys them personally.