The Second Round

All results are in for The Opening Round! Three of the winning entries from our First Four have moved on again, each taking down their 1-seed opponent. Will we see a return of the magic from six years ago, when Kate R.'s First Four entry "Seductive maternity photo shoots" battled all the way through to be our 2019 Champion?

We again mourn the demise of some truly inspired entries to the tournament. Fans and analysts worldwide were sad to see "Arguing with someone who isn't educated on the subject," "Getting in an Uber, waking up in the hospital," "Baby boomers adopting and thus slowing down TSA PreCheck," and "Walking past the cum trees in April" all pack their bags, after all received tough first-round draws. I was personally pulling for "Whatever maniac decided that gyoza should have 5 to an order," an entry that epitomizes the bizarre minutiae of the world that our fair tournament is all about.

Here's a link to the latest bracket:



It's time to see which entries will make the Shitty Sixteen! Voting is OPEN for the second round. All 16 polls can be found below.

Remember - vote however you like. Some people always vote for the entry they find the funniest. Some always vote for the entry that most annoys them personally.

Kevin's Region: Semifinal 1 (Poll Closed)

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Chris's Region: Semifinal 1 (Poll Closed)

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Shayla's Region: Semifinal 1 (Poll Closed)

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Jason's Region: Semifinal 1 (Poll Closed)

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Kate's Region: Semifinal 1 (Poll Closed)

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Brad's Region: Semifinal 1 (Poll Closed)

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Ryan's Region: Semifinal 1 (Poll Closed)

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Jonathan's Region: Semifinal 1 (Poll Closed)

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