Saturday, March 29, 2025

The Opening Round, Part II

The results are in for the First Four and the first half of our Opening Round, and the winning entries have moved on. There was some tough competition in this year's First Four. Fan-favorite "Watching someone fail who's giving maximum effort" put up a good fight, but ultimately faded down the stretch. Fans who came out early were delighted by the hard-fought First Four matchup between "Gray laminate wood flooring" and "More than two questions at the gas pump" with the latter taking a 78% victory to advance.

Tournament-goers were shocked by the early passings of "Workplace photo montages set to the song 'Takin' Care of Business'", "Chronically late significant others," "People who reply 'this'", and "Cummerbunds," all fan favorites that came to this year's tournament with high hopes. But the court of public opinion has spoken, and so these entries see their March dreams shattered in the Opening Round.

The updated bracket:



And now we move on to the other half of the bracket, featuring highly anticipated regions authored by Kate, Shayla, Brad, and Jonathan. Voting is NOW open for Part II of the Opening Round. All 16 polls can be found below.

Remember - vote however you like. Some people always vote for the entry they find the funniest. Some always vote for the entry that most annoys them personally.

Kate's Region: Game 1 (Poll Closed)

Kate's Region: Game 2 (Poll Closed)

Kate's Region: Game 3 (Poll Closed)

Kate's Region: Game 4 (Poll Closed)

Shayla's Region: Game 1 (Poll Closed)

Shayla's Region: Game 2 (Poll Closed)

Shayla's Region: Game 3 (Poll Closed)

Shayla's Region: Game 4 (Poll Closed)

Brad's Region: Game 1 (Poll Closed)

Brad's Region: Game 2 (Poll Closed)

Brad's Region: Game 3 (Poll Closed)

Brad's Region: Game 4 (Poll Closed)

Jonathan's Region: Game 1 (Poll Closed)

Jonathan's Region: Game 2 (Poll Closed)

Jonathan's Region: Game 3 (Poll Closed)

Jonathan's Region: Game 4 (Poll Closed)